It makes me sad to convey the news that the Bangi Bandits eclectic trophy is being laid to rest. The various glues used had different lifetimes resulting in a lopsided remnant of that once splendid much coveted piece of golfing prowess.
As the shippers arrived the deadline approached to decide the faith of this masterpiece. Would I bury beside the cat graveyard? better not as future generations would be confused.
Would I donate it to another society ? Probably not as it would take too long to explain and I could never be certain it would be loved in the same way.
Therefore the only option was to put an end to it’s existence. I melted down the solid gold base and donated the funds to the anti brexit campaign and I recycled the balls. I’ll call out to Bangi before I leave and attempt to get over the water on the 4th avoiding the tree. That will recycle quite a few.
Happy golfing Bandits wherever you are.